· How come wrong numbers are never busy?

· Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

· Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?

· Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

· Does killing time damage eternity?

· Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

· Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

· Why is it that night falls but day breaks? · Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

· Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

· Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

· Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

· Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

· Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

· Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

· Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

· Do pilots take crash-courses?

· Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

· Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

· Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

· Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

· Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

· How can there be self-help "groups"?

· How do you get off a non-stop flight?

· How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

· How many weeks are there in a light year?

· If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

· If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?

· If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

· If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

· If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

· If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

· If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

· If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

· If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

· If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

· If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

· If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

· If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

· If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

· Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

· Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

· Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

· Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?